Saturday, July 17, 2004

WMDtv Show Notes: Monologue

By Matt Hurley for the TIB Network:


From the Show Notes:
Welcome to Episode 12 of Weapons of Mass Discussion.

We have a big show in store for you as we’re going to take a look back to an event that took place 35 years ago in the People Republic of Taxachusetts. Also on the show, we are taking a look in to the M Files on John Edwards, winner of the vaunted Democratic Party’s Veepstakes. And finally, we have a War on Terror update that you will not want to miss. Along the way, we’ll open up the phone lines and take your calls if a line every becomes available, which it never does.

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Ladies and gentlemen, today I address you, the American people, a man feeling vindication for President George W. Bush. Awhile back some blowhard name Joe Wilson, a former ambassador, claimed that the President of the United States lied to the American people when he said the following 16 words during the 2003 State of the Union address: “The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.” The Butler Report came out last week indicating that Saddam’s regime did in fact seek the purchase of yellowcake from Niger. Furthermore, the Intelligence Committee released a report as well in which several other assertions made by Mr. Wilson were determined to not be truthful. Joe Wilson, to date, has not apologized to the President or the American people. It is important to note, that Mr. Wilson runs two websites. One is called politicsoftruth.com which was named after the title of his book. The other is called restoringhonesty.com. Turns out that this website was paid for by none other than John F. Kerry and his campaign site has a mirror page of this propaganda as well. John Kerry has surrounded himself with some shady characters, as we will learn tonight in our first segment.

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It is time that I give the liberals in the viewing audience fair warning: this show will get your underwear in a bunch. Its showtime, people, Choose Your Weapon and Let’s Get It On!

- Matt



John Kerry Delenda Est!