From the Chicago Sun-Times:
Gov. Bill Richardson of New Mexico, who chaired the recent Democratic convention in Boston, says in his foreword to a new book, The Roswell Dig Diaries, that ''the mystery surrounding this crash has never been adequately explained -- not by independent investigators, and not by the U.S. government."
To the Air Force, though, there is no mystery -- and there hasn't been for a long time. In 1994, the Air Force published ''Roswell Report: Case Closed," which asserted that so-called saucer debris was, in fact, the ruins of an unusual type of military research balloon.
Matt's Chat
I'm sure The Lone Gunmen are still available to help...
Just remember folks, this was a serious candidate for the running mate of John Kerry. He CHAIRED the convention in Boston...
I'm just saying...
Besides, we all know the real story is that the Little Green Men were Ferengi...
Mark's Remarks
Well, their Presidential candidate wants to fight a "more sensitive" war against terrorism (something involving French cheese and wine, I am sure), lies about being in Cambodia, kills boys in loincloths running away, and also is a male gigolo who lives off of rich women....AND, their former candidate for President held up the peaceful transfer of power in the US, cried when he lost and disappeared, grew a Ted Kazinski beard, and came back full of black helicopter theories and half truths, far worse than inventing the internet.
Add to that that the elder statesmen of the party: 1)killed a woman by leaving her to drown in a lake; and 2)is a past member of the KKK!
Great group of intelligent level headed people, eh?