Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Edwards: John Kerry = Faith Healer

By Matt for the TIB Network:

Recently, Democratic Vice Presidential candidate John Edwards indicated that his running mate, John Kerry, had the ability to heal people:
"When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk. Get up out of that wheelchair and walk again."
This is the same prophet who has channeled dead children in order to win millions in court cases, so I trust he is in good with the Lord.

I'm not the only believer...

10:30AM Update

Dr. Rusty Shackleford of The Jawa Report has the visuals. (I was going to photoshop this one, but Rusty has done a fine job...) St. John of Tax...Heh.

The Cult Grows

Re-reading Rusty, I see the Image was the creation of The Cranky Neo-Con...

4:00 PM Bleg

Does anybody have any MP3 or .wav audio of this incredible performance by the Prophet Edwards? Drop me a line...wither in the comments below or in email. Thanks.

John Kerry Delenda Est!