The question is: WHO IS EDDIE MARKS?
12 Days of Liberal Christmas
On the 12th day of Christmas, Liberals received:
12 Air America Listeners,
11 Who really care,
10 tons of Michael Moore (and that's just half of him)
9 Al Gore's Screaming
8 Clinton Gropings (what'd I do?)
7 Swiftie Ads,
6 liberal networks
5 FAKE MEMOS
4 more years of W
3 hours of hannity (that's all we ask)
2 loser candidates
and a decisive election defeat!
Away in Martha's Vineyard
Away in Martha's Vineyard, Presidential Hopes Dead
Little John Kery curses everything red.
The tears in his eye just won't go away,
Cause little John Kerry Lost on Election Day.
Hark! The Herald Rush Doth Quote
Hark the Herald RUSH doth Sing,
Glory to the Conservative Wing!
Peace thru Strength, Freedom extend
Terrorists are at their end.
Rseolute this nation Rise
Send al Queda to its demise,
And with Rush, Hugh and Sean Proclaim:
Appeaser Liberals are Quite Lame!
Michael Moore (to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")
Michael Moore
is a sad no talent soul
He's a tub of lard with a baseball cap
who trusted the exit poll.
Michael Moore
makes fairytales they say
He Likes to crow
but America knows
How he keeps the TRUTH at bay.
It really was quite tragic
when on election day he found
John Kerry had lost the race
And Bush's win was sound!
Michael Moore
was as sad as he could be.
So he ate and ate and ate and ate
escaping reality.
(go back to stanza 1)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, OR FOR YOU LIBS, HAPPY RAMAHANAKWANZMAS! (assist to Glenn Beck
