Thursday, May 26, 2005

PEACE IN OUR TIME!

Via the usually useless Norman, we learn that finally the great hot dog and bun divide is being healed!
It is a source of frustration at cookouts everywhere: There are never enough hot dogs, and there always seem to be way too many buns.

Hot dogs and hot-dog buns are sold in different quantities, but that is going to change beginning today.

Vienna Beef and Alpha Baking Co., which manufactures S. Rosen's buns, promise to sell the buns and hot dogs in the same numbers.

According to a news release, the companies will sign a formal "piece" treaty, vowing to package hot dogs and buns in quantities of eight.
May Freedom Reign, my brother... Kumbaya and stuff... Peace!

Surely that whole Middle East thing is a no-brainer...