On the Genius of the Slurpee

NRO's Warren Bell on The Corner:

The Slurpee has made it to 40. Mozart only made it to 35. Did Mozart's early rush of great works make him "better" than the Slurpee? Did Slurpee have a song by Falco that proclaimed "Er war Superstar"? Perhaps it's "unfair" to pit the great frozen drink against a legendary composer, but I am not afraid to have an opinion: I prefer Slurpee.

I'm more of a Beethoven man myself...so yeah, put me down for Slurpee in this fight...