Thursday, January 12, 2006

Global Warming Update

From al-Reuters:
German scientists have discovered a new source of methane, a greenhouse gas that is second only to carbon dioxide in its impact on climate change.

The culprits are plants.

They produce about 10 to 30 percent of the annual methane found in the atmosphere, according to researchers at the Max-Planck Institute for Nuclear Physics in Heidelberg, Germany.

The scientists measured the amount of methane released by plants in controlled experiments. They found it increases with rising temperatures and exposure to sunlight.

"Significant methane emissions from both intact plants and detached leaves were observed ... in the laboratory and in the field," Dr Frank Keppler and his team said in a report in the journal Nature.

Methane, which is produced by city rubbish dumps, coal mining, flatulent animals, rice cultivation and peat bogs, is one of the most potent greenhouse gases in terms of its ability to trap heat.

Concentrations of the gas in the atmosphere have almost tripled in the last 150 years. About 600 million tonnes worldwide are produced annually.

The scientists said their finding is important for understanding the link between global warming and a rise in greenhouse gases.
So, now we know the truth: salad causes global warming. I knew it along...

Noon Update

Bizzy reports that the trees are also involved in the global warming conspiracy! The irony of this super secret cabal hellbent on the destruction of the Earth is just too amusing...

5:05PM Update

Does Bush count as a tree or a plant? Because, naturally, I still blame Bush...

1/13 Update

Large Bill lets us know that Scrappleface has weighed in on this subject... Seems that Al Gore is now calling for de-forestation...who didn't see that coming?