ATTENTION: THIS IS A REAL HEADLINE...
Sen. Ted Kennedy to publish children's book
Yes, you see, it is called how to swim like a champ except when it counts and....I just can't take it...
Mary Jo Kopechne or her possible children could not be reached for comment....
Maha Rushie weighs in on Uncle Teddy's book:
One of them says, Here's my boss at lunch. He's the one on top of the waitress.
Here's my boss relaxing with his pants at half-mast at Hyannisport.
And here's Teddy, my master in Florida. I'm not the only one on all fours. This was taken outside Au Bar back in the early nineties.
So just a couple of little leaks of what's coming from Senator Kennedy's book.
