Here are some limericks to that lion of liberalism, the swimmer, the killer of Boiler Room Girls, Ted Kennedy:There once was Teddy from Hyannis Port
Who often drank too much port
He left Mary Jo to die
and for it should fry
bet he never got nuthin for't.
There once was a man in Chappaquiddick
Who after boozing too much should have quit it
He left poor Mary Jo
To suffer below
And the louse did get away wid'it.
