One of the girls from work sent me this joke. I found it amusing enough to share with you all:
Stop or slowdown
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that
he has a better Education. He decides to prove this to himself and
have some fun at the Deputy's expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
Registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
that's The law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and Stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give
me the ticket. If not, you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Deal. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just
slow down?"
Stupid lawyers... :)
