Monday, November 06, 2006

Operation: Democrats Have No Ideas So They Set Up A Hoax

Yes, folks, it is absolutely true: Democrats in Ohio are so desperate they concocted an elaborate hoax meant to take your eyes off the big picture.

Let not your hearts be troubled, my friends, we are in store for more liberal lunacy in the days and weeks to come as they deal with their defeat once again. They will hold up all of these ridiculous polls and flawed exit polls. We'll be hearing about how Ken Blackwell "stole" the election via DIEBOLD! and all the other tired excuses like "voter intimidation" and "voter suppression." We'll hear the same stories about long lines in Democratic areas run by Democrats and somehow that will be Republicans faults. We won't hear about the ghost voters or other frauds until things settle down a bit and the 527 media realizes how bad they stepped in it...again.

If it weren't so pathetic, it would be funny...

UPDATE: I almost forgot to thank the BackStreetBoys for providing this morning's entertainment...