Today's RINOvich update reveals that the The Crying Man, our Senator RINOvich will be taking his "deficit hawk" tour to Iraq to finally check out whether or not there are any weapons of mass ballast water threatening American troops. Additionally, it is believed that Grandpa Simpson will also be on the hunt for the real terrorists: Asian carp and zebra mussels. As we all know from last week's lunatic ravings, "INVASIVE SPECIES MUST BE STOPPED" at any and all costs while at the same time it is absolutely vital that we surrender to Islamofascists in Iraq and bring our troops home NOW. This will be George Voinovich's first trip to Iraq.
A spokesman for the Ham Sandwich for Senate campaign had no comment and the Touchdown Jesus Statue could not be reached for a response...
