Lib Architect Using Government Processes to Promote Liberal Agenda

The architect of the US Capitol thinks God is a dirty word. So, rather than just doing his job and sending out the certificates of authenticity as they have always been, he decides to force his views on others. However, some Reps are trying to take action. From the Midland Daily News:

Midland Republican U.S. Rep. Dave Camp is among lawmakers objecting because the U.S. Capitol's architect won't allow God to be mentioned in certificates of authenticity accompanying flags flown over the Capitol and bought by constitutents. "This is as insulting as it is absurd," Camp said in a prepared statement. "The architect has gone way too far. If we can put 'in God we trust' on our money, then we can certainly put it on a flag certificate when a citizen wants it there." Camp and dozens of other lawmakers are sending a letter to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi calling for "an immediate review of the authority under which the architect is making these rules, as well as the reversal of this policy which censors our citizens' right to expressions of their faith." A 17-year-old Eagle Scout from Ohio reportedly was denied the request to have a certificate read, "This flag was flown in honor of Marcel Larochelle, my grandfather, for his dedication and love of God, country and family."

Of course, Ms. Pelosi will go and hi-five the architect for being an anti-Christian bigot and purveyor of liberal garbage. I am so glad I farted in her personal elevator when I rode in it during my tour of the Capitol. I hope she enjoyed my gaseous emanations. I wanted it to remind me of the stench of her every utterance. To deny the Eagle Scout's request is insensitive. If it were a muslim, there would be a lawsuit. However, it is a Christian, and worse, an Eagle Scout, so we have to deny his request. Jerk. This clown should be fired.