That's right. Your eyes do not deceive you. I said Global Humming. And it is a threat unlike any other diabolical plan hatched by Darth HALLIBURTON! himself.A couple of scientists get sauced up one night and start hearing crap and then some whackjob "journalist" has to write about how "spiritual" the whole thing is...
But make no mistake: Global Humming is a threat to all mankind. Mother Gaia is calling out to her galactic kinfolk screaming for justice and retribution...or something. AlGore might make a movie about it in ten years after the Global Humming stops.
I don't have the heart to investigate this phenomenon more closely in order to discover if any taxpayer funding was involved in the all-night bender, I'll leave that to some other intrepid reporter. Too bad these guys don't live in Butler County or I'd have just the guy for the job...
