"A day in the life of an 'Arrogant' American" is penned by the newest Guest Columnist at kylesisk.typepad.com: "N.Y. Republican Swan."
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On my way to work I stopped off at Obama Savings Bank to withdraw some change..... I drove in with my American car, the Obamabile.... got thirsty so I stopped off at Obama King and had a BarackBurger and a very popular cola named PELOSI pop..... you gotta try it... The tax on the darn food was more expensive than the menu price but then again.. since the Amero is not worth that much, it makes sense.
3:00 rolled around fast and the Obometer was about to expire and I ran out of those Barack Obama commemorative coins so I had to move the 3 wheeled piece of ... chaos. I tried to take my mind off my financial stress so I stopped off at the deli to buy a lotto ticket. The way it worked is if I scratched off three matching Obama faces,, the government would get my winnings and I would pay the taxes on it. HOT DOG! If I scratched off 3 Hannity faces, I would win a free ticket and try again!... Wowzers,,
When I got home, I heard about the tea parties that were going on across the country and wanted to get involved. I ran to the supermarket, but it was too late...The Government had recalled all teabags, tea products and tea flavorings. It was quickly becoming a Kool Aid Party at the stores so I left and when I got into my O-bile I placed my "arrogant" head between my knees and starting crying....
My fairy American Godmother heard the action and sent a flash of lightning down. The town lit up like it was the 4th of July... I saw old remnants of confetti and empty alcohol bottles on the floor, young people on the floor crawling the streets looking for paychecks that were promised to them if they voted for this Administration. I pleaded with my American Godmother and asked her to help us.
She warmly smiled and told me not to fear. She said the strings on Pelosi's puppet were not made of velvet but of thin thread and in time the weak threads would dissipate and the "anointed one" would become human once again... This Administration was simply a test of America's perseverance and in a little short time; less than 4 years, the beauty, the strength, the intelligence and creativity of America will shine through the dirty clouds of confetti that bogged down America and shadowed the sun's beauty. By the way, she added, pig or no pig I think this shade of lipstick looks great on me in the sun.....as I turned up to see...she disappeared but left markings on the ground that left me with signs of real hope and change--S.P. 2012
...stop Pelosi?
...Sarah Palin?
...start planning?
