In our effort to show that we truly do care, Team WMD has decided to extend a hand to Team Mike DeWine for AG by suggesting some campaign slogans to help Mark Weaver as he takes over as new head political consultant for Mike the Fink.
Mike DeWine--Not Wiser, Just Older
Mike DeWine--Hey, At least as State Attorney General, He Can't Screw the Whole Country Like He Did in the Senate
Mike DeWine for Attorney General--He'll Respect and Defend Ohio Law, Just like He did in the Senate....ok, maybe not.
Mike DeWine--He's For Gay Rights but Not Gun Rights
Mike DeWine--Keep Him Off the Welfare Rolls
Mike DeWine--He'll Ask His Daughter Before Making any Key Decision
Mike DeWine--Oil and Gas Exploration? Who Needs That!
Mike DeWine--Real Libs Wear Flannel
Mike DeWine--Same Old Guy, But with New Campaign Promises (Conceal/Carry Reciprocity) to break
Mike DeWine--If you Vote for Me, Serenades from the Barbershop Quartet for Everybody
Mike DeWine--If you vote for me, I promise I will quit sending out annoying recipe suggestions from my wife
Mike DeWine--As Conservative as I Need to Be...Until I Take the Oath
Mike DeWine--I'll Defend and Protect Ohio Law with the Same Respect I have for Campaign Law
Vote for Mike DeWine, It'll Make Cousin Kevin So Happy
and finally....
A Vote For Mike DeWine is a Vote for the good ol Days of George Voinovich and Bob Taft! Happy Days are Here again!
