Hey everybody, Matt from WMD with a public service announcement.
Did you know that your airport can OPT OUT of TSA's grab and grope frat party? Yep. It's true. Your airport doesn't have to accept thugs who sexually assault their patrons like we live in a third world country under United Nations protection.
Of course, the TSA won't tell you that...
So the next time you hear about how your airport needs tax dollars to operate, be sure to give them the same finger they've been giving you: the middle one.
This message brought to you by WMD.
