Monday, October 20, 2003

Welcome to Iraq, Home of the Whopper


Deep inside Baghdad International Airport, past a vehicle search, a body search and four checkpoints, soldiers are lined up for burgers and fries. They have come by plane from Mosul, 220 miles north, for onion rings. They have picked up Chicken Royale sandwiches while picking up buddies flying back from a two-week home leave. They have begged and borrowed Humvees, making up any excuse for a trip to the airport and a reminder of what the pink mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise oozing from a fresh Whopper tastes like.

"It tastes like home, yes it does," said Staff Sgt. Mark Williams, 50, from Pittsburgh, after tearing off a chunk of his Whopper with cheese.


Check out the rest of the story from the Washington Post.

Matt's Chat

At least some things don't change...gotta love the cheeseburger, man...an American staple!

Mark's Remarks

You know things are progressing when Burger King opens up a place in Iraq!!!! Love it...of course, it must be because Burger King is part of the Black helicopter conspiracy hatched in Texas to benefit the beef farmers and the oil barons and haliburton.....SHADDUP, ALREADY!!! Love it, we are bringing freedom and cheeseburgers to the Iraqis. We are reaching out to them and sharing ourselves. I love it....Liberals must be dreaming of more conspiracies like the one satired here.....they just hate it when they are on the wrong side of history....