Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Hamster Tries to Get the Last Word

Begin Secret Transmission from Our Most Holy Halliburton Master

On a side note, I'm pleased to report that the local
conservatives have truly experienced not only a
nervous breakdown but a mental breakdown as well.
Their drivel has hit new lows of intelligence:
long-winded missives without any basis in fact with
every word twisted to suit their evil little needs,
all the while never proving a single point. They
really need to stop pretending that their lives are
good because a waitress at Olive Garden knows their
names. If they were to step outside the confines of
their safe routine, they might realize just how
irrelevant their lives are. But they won't, so they
won't. We'll just let them wallow in their misery, and
we'll just laugh at them and their lack of
understanding.

Is this all I've got? Oh, yes. I'm done. That was the
end. I could not possibly overcome your stunning
retort so I'll admit defeat.


Matt's Chat

Nervous breakdown? Mental Breakdown? Nope. I hate to disappoint you Hamster Boy, but your projecting again. "New lows of intelligence." This from the guy who supports black helicopter conspiracy theories of secret government deals and strategizing. You're killing me here...with laughter. "Long-winded missives without any basis in fact." Again, I'm dying here. I refer you again to you own conspiracy theory crap.

Let me clear up another one of your life's mysteries, MY LIFE IS GOOD. And has been been for quite some time. And no, it has nothing to do with any waitresses or Olive Garden. Don't make get all personal on you. And a bit about my "safe routine." I like my life, I like what I do, and I like my friends (especially now that you aren't one of them). I'd rather do things that I like rather than waste time with crap that I don't. It isn't your way, I know. That's why we're better off without you. I matter to alot of people. There are plenty of people who love and support me. And there are plenty of people who depend on me, so I don't have to worry about relevence as I have plenty of it in my life. You on the other hand, seem to need some relevence in your life, which is why you keep hanging out here on WMD, Mark's Remarks and The Mattrix trolling for something you can snipe at...

"We'll just let them wallow in their misery, and we'll just laugh at them and their lack of understanding." Ahh...more projection. Let me reassure you, my liberal nemesis. We are letting you wallow in your misery and we are most definately laughing at you and your lack of superior intellect...

I'm glad you are done. I'm tired of wasting my valuable time on you.