A Profile of John Effing Kerry
From The Bidinotto Blog:Polls indicate that, as of March 2004, few voters really know much about John Kerry, who, by virtue of his primary votes and personal appearance, is now the presumptive Democratic Pallbearer.
A former investigative reporter, I have used my formidable sleuthing skills to unearth little-known personal details about the Pallbearer. Now, as a public service, I share these initial findings.