In the weeks since the world first saw the horrible photos from Abu Ghraib, Donald Rumsfeld's maid and the rest of the Pentagon's cleaning women have come before Congress to "accept responsibility" for the filth "in the five-sided edifice." But the Bush administration has a strange idea of accountability - instead of asking for Rumsfeld's maid's resignation, she's praised him for doing a "superb job" while ignoring the fact that she does not do windows.
We demand an investigation! HALLIBURTON! must be involved somehow...
John Kerry Delenda Est!