...in other news, the sun came up this morning...women and children most effected...film at eleven...stay tuned...
The WMD Mailbag Correspondent sent us a link to this article about a terrorist thug we have in custody that says he helped Osama bin Laden escape from Tora Bora.
The good news, of course, is that we caught a terrorist who apparently has some skills in evasion. But let's not focus to much on that because it might seem like a good thing.
Instead, let's make sure that everybody knows the George W. Bush and HALLIBURTON! failed to capture or kill OBL. Nevermind the effects this sort of propaganda might have on our troops or whatever sort of boost this agitprop might give to our enemy...you know, the terrorists.
Look, the reality is that we haven't succeeded in this important task. But ask yourself, could you find a needle in a haystack while riding in a tank? There you have it... And if your anser is to get out of the tank, what about all that armor business? Don't you want our troops to be protected?
