Thursday, April 07, 2005

Pope Thought Bush is Anti-Christ

Sure. It's absolutely true. I read all about it from a guy who writes for the most objective web site on the planet: Counterpunch. That website has all the journalistic ethics of Dan Rather. Courage.

Did you know that there are aliens being dissected in Nevada? Yeah, they call the place Area 51. The government has their spaceship in Hanger 18 back in my hometown air base. Black helicopters fly in and out of there all the time. It's really spooky.

I'm totally with the WMD Mailbag Correspondent on this one. Anti-Christ. Yep.

9:30AM Update

4/8 Update

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Mark's Remarks


The Pope was against the war in Iraq, yep, he sure was. However, he was not against the war because of: a)Bush is the anti-Christ (come on now PvP, you stole that from that crappy The Reagans TV movie), b)it was all about the oil; c) Saddam is good (though evidently, that was Sean Penn's reasoning); d)The US is arrogant.

No, libs, the Pope was against the war in Iraq because he hated to see people die. You know, he hated human suffering, like being starved to death over 2 weeks, like the suffering of an unborn child being ripped from its mother's womb and its head crushed.

That was the reasoning of the Pope.

And, just so you whacky libs remember, The Pope PUBLICLY chastised President Clinton TWICE, once for his moral failings and again another time. Also, remember, the Pope was fiercely anti-Communist and was part of the wonderful triad of Reagan-Thatcher-JPII that brought down the Soviet Union, freed the Poles, and led to the fall of the Berlin Wall (Now granted, the Germans want to put it back up, but you know).

Anti-Christ? Yeah right. And I am sure the Pope was really pro-choice as well, you will probably be spewing next.