My original theory was that Paul Hackett was John Kerry, and there are some interesting parallels that we'll be exploring there; but check out what the Hackett Law Office specializes in:
Personal InjuryOne wonders if he's communicated with dead babies like the Great Hair Boy...
Wrongful Death
Automobile Accidents
Defective Products
Negligence of Others
Injury to Children
Yeah, I'm pretty sure money will be pouring in from the trial lawyers...