Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Hack is...

John Edwards.

My original theory was that Paul Hackett was John Kerry, and there are some interesting parallels that we'll be exploring there; but check out what the Hackett Law Office specializes in:
Personal Injury

Wrongful Death

Automobile Accidents

Defective Products

Negligence of Others

Injury to Children
One wonders if he's communicated with dead babies like the Great Hair Boy...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure money will be pouring in from the trial lawyers...