Wednesday, October 12, 2005

BREAKING NEWS: Miers is Religious


AP News Alert:
WASHINGTON (AP) President Bush says the religious beliefs of Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers are part of the reason he picked her for the high court.
Yeah, 'cuz, you know...those Bible Jeopardy sessions in the SCOTUS chambers are BRUTAL.

Bush Cheerleader-in Chief, Hugh Hewitt, couldn't be reached for comment...



...but we expect a rousing chorus of "AMEN"s any minute now.

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BREAKING NEWS: Matt is Mad at Hugh Hewitt!