In my effort to help Liberalism destroy themselves, here is my contribution to the unsubstantiated, interesting theories of BushEvil:
Eggs are so cheap because Bush wants the poor people to eat a lot of eggs and get infected with bird flu, because he hates the poor people. You don't hear about whale flu, why? because rich people eat caviar (what that has to do with whales, I don't know)....
There you go, the hate Bush liberal whackjob Theory of the day....