Friday, December 16, 2005

Mark Told You So!

Yep, King Kong appears to be a flop. How many different ways can we remake a friggin movie? Maybe now, Hollyweird will get the message. Though, considering the libs in control out there, I doubt it.

Future movies you can expect from Hollyweird:

Big Jake--starring Jake Gyllenhall

Midway--told from the point of view of the Japanese

Casablanca--starring Nathan Lane as Ilsa and Matthew Broderick as Rick

My Fair Lady--starring Courtney Love


All sound like winners to me, right? Not!

Any other forecasts of great movies done bad by Hollywood? Discuss.