Yep, King Kong appears to be a flop. How many different ways can we remake a friggin movie? Maybe now, Hollyweird will get the message. Though, considering the libs in control out there, I doubt it.
Future movies you can expect from Hollyweird:
Big Jake--starring Jake Gyllenhall
Midway--told from the point of view of the Japanese
Casablanca--starring Nathan Lane as Ilsa and Matthew Broderick as Rick
My Fair Lady--starring Courtney Love
All sound like winners to me, right? Not!
Any other forecasts of great movies done bad by Hollywood? Discuss.