Tuesday, March 06, 2007

What Would Democrats Do if We Caught Osama?

From Neal's Nuze:
The CIA says it has fresh leads in the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. What do you suppose the Democrats would do if Osama were in fact caught? Howard Dean would probably come out and say America is not safer....that he's just one man. Ramsey Clark would rush to defend him.
That sounds about right to me...Hillary would find some way to make it be all about Bill...Obama would finally get his name back...John Edwards would be unavailable for comment because he got lost in his house...Harry Reid would try to work out a land deal...and Nancy Pelosi would blame Bush.

UPDATE: Mary Jo Kopechne couldn't be reached for comment.