It is stories like these that make me wish we had an active radio show right now....OMG, here is the first headline:Man gets Probation for Dead Deer Sex
SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn
My suggestion, go out west to either Oregon or Washington, because there it is only illegal to molest an animal if they say no. Sick.
And of course, even ol' Conservative Ohio isn't immune to sick stories:
I Be Concubining
When Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey during sentencing Friday on a charge of attempted theft how many children he had, the 25-year-old said, “None, but I have six on the way.”
A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. “Are you marrying a woman with six children?” she asked.
“No, I be concubining,” he said. A concubine is a woman who cohabitates with a man to whom she is not married.
Prosecutors said Lackey is expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver between August and October.
I be concubining? I be concubining! Geez, this is sick and disgusting. But it gets even better. Check out this snippet about what happened after the case was over:
As Lackey left the courtroom Friday, a group of teenage girls there for another case appeared to know Lackey. “Oh, there’s Ricky Lackey!” one swooned.
Lackey shrugged the attention off with one word and a wave of his hand. “Fans,” he said.
Or maybe they are future customers?
