Remember Brenda Slaby, the Glen Este Middle School principal who cared more about the donuts in her car than her 2 year old, who was left to bake in the hot summer sun this past August? One has to wonder if maybe she has moved and taken on a new job in Milwaukee...luckily, this child lived:Milwaukee police were investigating how a 1-year-old asthmatic was left in a locked-up day care van overnight in the cold, MyFoxMilwaukee.com reports.
The van was supposed to drop off Zakia Goff at her home at 10:30 p.m. on Thursday, where her mother was waiting to meet her after working second shift at her job.
“I was just praying to God, like ‘Please God, bring my baby back,’” the toddler’s mother, Denise Lindsey, said.
After waiting outside for the van and then calling relatives, emergency contacts and the Sunrise to Sunset day care, which was closed, Lindsey called 911 at midnight.
Police arrived at the parking lot at 12:30 a.m. and broke open the locked gate to reach the van, where they found the child asleep in her booster seat.
“She could have frozen because it’s really cold outside,” said Lindsey, adding that Zakia is an asthmatic who takes medication and uses a breathing machine.
Day care personnel declined to comment on the incident.
Was it Slaby? Were donuts involved? If it wasn't Slaby, here are some tips for how not to get charged in this heinous event.
1. Claim you simply forgot, because, you like have stress and stuff
2. Hire a county commissioner as your defense attorney, just like Brenda did with Scott Croswell
3. Make sure that defense attorney is married to a prominent client of the county prosecutor, like Croswell is married into the Jeff Wyler Auto family.
4. Be sure the county prosecutor has no balls, like Don White, Clermont County prosecutor.
5. And lastly, the excuse that always works, it was most important to get the donuts into the staff.
Wait, I think there might be another: it's just a developed fetus, we can hatch a few more later.
Seriously, one has to ask, who is caring for our children? We obviously can't trust sick demented whiny Symmes Township residents who are principals, and it looks like we can't count on cheesehead daycares either.
