Don't worry, be happy: If you're a Republican, those words should be easy to follow.
A roundup of Gallup health polls over the past four years finds that Republicans are far more likely than Democrats to report having excellent mental health.
The survey found that 58 percent of Republicans polled reported having excellent mental health. Only 38 percent of Democrats and 43 percent of Independents reported the same.
even Republicans making less than $50,000 a year reported having excellent health far more than Democrats earning the same.
The study was based on interviews with 4,014 American adults who were at least 18 years old, conducted from November 2004 through 2007. The margin of error was 2 percent.
The reason Republicans are more stable is they have faith. They have faith in God, not algore. They have faith in the principles of our country, not the principles of the jungle. They have a moral compass, not a belief in if it feels good, do it.
We've speculated for some time that liberalism was a mental disease. It appears now, we have proof.