Guess what? Another red spot appeared on Jupiter the other day....Guess what scientists are attributing it to? CLIMATE CHANGE. Yep. Now here is where the plunderbums et.al. come running with Algore in tow and say, see, we are causing this all over the universe, all over the solar system...and we have to stop it...carbon emissions...blah de blah....
One problem. No life on Jupiter that we know of....
So, therefore, could it possibly be.....A Natural Process?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mark, shut up. Don't you know we have a billion dollar racket in climate change going on? Please be quiet. We will only call you a jackbooted fascist from now on. We will play nice.
Gosh, climate change just a natural process? Fluctuations....hmmm....
As Frank Sinatra sang.....THAT'S LIFE.....
