She has prime real estate in downtown Washington -- and uniformed Secret Service protection.I got nothing for this...nothing...
She's not the first lady, or a Cabinet secretary. She's a duck.
A brown mallard has taken up residence on a mulch pile outside the Treasury Department, along with her nine eggs.
Treasury workers have suggested several names for her -- including "Quacks Reform," "T-Bill" and "Duck Cheney."
The Secret Service has set up metal guard rails to protect the nest from passers-by. The eggs are due to hatch later this month, and the family will be relocated closer to water.
Okay...just one...
Yet another lame duck in Washington...
I'm here all week, folks...don't forget to tip your server...
