What the hell is this headline about, you ask? Well, who wrote each of these? Al Gore. Guess what? Al Gore's son has been arrested for DUI. He was driving at 100 miles an hour with Marijuana and Xanax in the car. Maybe young Mr. Gore was trying to fix the population problem by taking out a few pedestrians. The real important thing? His drunken escapade was environmentally friendly: He was driving a Prius, so that must make it OK? After all, if you engage in wanton behavior, at least do it in a green way, right?We talked about the Bush girls and how they were party animals and questioned W and Laura's parenting. Isn't it time to question the Gores? I mean, their son is a trainwreck waiting to happen...well, at least when he does go splat on the highway, he won't leave a big carbon footprint....Daddy must be so proud.
UPDATE
al-Reuters has picked up on the story. Seems Al 3 also had Vicodin and Valium, Adderall and Soma. No prescriptions were found. Gore has had previous brushes with the law. He was arrested in 2003 for marijuana possession and in 2002 for suspected drunken-driving. Looks to me like Al 3 is a danger to the environment of fellow drivers and pedestrians. I demand immediate action. Let's hold a concert.
